December 2011
179 posts
how to assert power over new acquaintances
new girl: hi my names rachael
me: oh how funny my aunt has a dog named that i never knew that was a people name
new girl: its kind of a pretty commo-
me: shut up dog girl im better than you
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.